Back on Dry Land

Ok folks it’s all back to normal once again, I feel as if I’ve just returned from a couple of weeks of total relaxation and after all’s done and dusted I had a great time The Ancient Mariner is probably a ways off as yet but it was an experience that I’d recommend to anyone who is lucky enough to get the chance, I have to admit that living like a millionaire is never hard to take. Anyway although I’m back to the mundane there are a few things bubbling along under the surface which I hope to be able to report about in the coming weeks and months, hopefully it will give you a laugh and won’t be too hard on my friends, most of whom continue to make our life special in so many ways, not least to realise how lucky we are if at time a touch boring. As I speak her indoors is off to her regular Salsa evening dancing with some pretend shmoozers closing resembling tiny emaciated dagos with nine inch hips and build up shoes. I just wish I had it in me to accompany her but alas the two step sway and groin is about all I’m up for these days and needless to say partners are pretty hard to come by. One thing I am able to report is that I am soon to take on the 2 Air FM radio announcers course, unfortunately the current crop and the music they play is shall we say catering to a slightly different audience than one I would like to think would appreciate my kind of music and humour, still we’ll see how it pans out, you may yet be able to toon in as it were to yours truly dishing out the discs and rocking the zimmer frames of the current audience, So check in occasionally and see what goes. So bye for now, be lucky and make sure you laugh lots.